Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
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apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
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Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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