That's intense
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
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I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
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