Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
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why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
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He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
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