I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
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She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
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You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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