At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
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