I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
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I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
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HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
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