Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
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What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
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ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
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