I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
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I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
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He's a Shit stain on my heart
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
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