I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
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Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
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We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
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