Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
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She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
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so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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