You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
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Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
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Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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