Three words: puerto rican gang bang
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
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I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
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You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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