My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
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New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
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He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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