HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
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When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
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ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
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