I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
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...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
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I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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