I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
Tie
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
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Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
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New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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