HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
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It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
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Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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