If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
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He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
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Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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