shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
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