i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
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So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
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I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
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