Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
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My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
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You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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