All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
The struggles of a small town man whore
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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