I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
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She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
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Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
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