end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.
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You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
How did I end up in the pool?!
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He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
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