Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
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you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
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Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
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