You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
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they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
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He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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