a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
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"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
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took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
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