Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
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You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
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His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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