Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
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dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
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