Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
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Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
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Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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