i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
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im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
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I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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