Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
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Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
So this guy is eyeing me from across the bar. Either the girl I hit on next to him is his girlfriend or he's her gay best friend. I should show him my Penis and find out.
Dude. Do it.
Definitely her date. But she saw it too. So now he used to be her date. Why can't this stuff Happen when I'm sober?
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It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
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