I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
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Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
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How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
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