actually, I'm a sock model
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
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Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
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Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
My bed smells like the plague
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