never play flip cup with pint glasses
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
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pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
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He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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