I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
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I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
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we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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