Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
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I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
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I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
Everyone says I win the strip club
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
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