Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
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Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
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He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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