the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
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My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
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I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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