A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
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seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
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I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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