Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
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Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
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But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
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