It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
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Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
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When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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