chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
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i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
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It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
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