i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
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is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
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You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
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