Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
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What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
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Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
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