New invention idea: vibrating tampons
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
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Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
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Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
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