People in love make me want to vomit
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
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So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
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Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
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