my best friend tried to rape me with a pineapple
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
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I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
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The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
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