awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
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they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
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From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Randomize