Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
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Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
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We can't do acid Disneyworld.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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